‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. BA BA BA BA, BIR BIR BIR, BABABA BIR BIR, BURP BURP BURP, BOO BOO, BAABAA BIRTHDAY TOOO.. TOOOOO.. shh softer.. kyuri.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!’ the four crazy girls shouted at Kyuri when the clock stroke 12 on 1st March.
They were celebrating their close friend’s birthday. Kyuri worked as the clothes coordinator for Cube Entertainment and was close to all the Cube staff and entertainers.
Everyone took turns to take out their presents for Kyuri. ‘Uhh.. the Kyu doesn’t look like.. Kyu.. But it’s nice!! I <3 it!!!!’ Hyeyeon got ready to strangle Kyuri ‘ HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!!! I PUT IN SO MUCH EFFORT TO DRAW IT!!!’ They got into one of their usual catfights.
Just then, Sooyeon squeaked,’ OOO!!! What’s this?? Ohh it’s from our friend Sam!! Let’s open it.’ Sooyeon carried a gigantic box to the living room. ‘FROM MY LOVER!!! WOW SO BIG ^^’ Kyuri opened the box and squeaked,’ OMG IT’S SO SQUASHY!!!’ She immediately hugged it and sat on the sofa, taking out her cellphone to call her lover.
‘Hello? Sam? I REALLY LOVE THE SQUASHY RABBIT!!!! Thanks so much!! You’re the best lover ever~!!! Muakz muakz!’ Hyung Eun flapped one of the rabbits ears and mumbled,’ Let’s call it Squashy.’ Kyuri went berserk. She started talking to Squashy.
‘Hello Squashy. Welcome to this world, I’m your mummy, and Sam is your.. mummy. I think.. Anyway, I love you. Can you hear me??’ She lifted Squashy’s ears and said directly into them,’ I love yoooooohhh.’ Then she kissed Squashy.
Tae Eun felt something land on her arm. ‘Gahhhhh!!! Kyuri!!!! SQUASHY IS BALDING AFTER BIRTH!!!!! Her fur landed on my arm.’ She scratched furiously. ‘OOO ‘Cruel Temptations Of A Wife’ is on now. Let’s watch it. I’ll go bring Kyuri’s seaweed soup out’.
While bringing the soup out, Hyeyeon switched on the television. While walking to the kitchen to help Tae Eun, she passed by Tae Eun’s wallet. Curious, she opened it and tried to burn Tae Eun’s neoprints with her eyes.
As Tae Eun walked pass, Hyeyeon asked,’ Tae Eun-ah, who’s this?’
‘It’s makeup onni. Can’t you recognise?!’
While Tae Eun put the soup on the table, Hyeyeon burst into fits of laughter. She laughed till her whole face turned red and her eyes watered. ‘I was thinking.. is that Tae Eun’s friend.. or issit.. makeup onni..? … … … HAHAHAHHAHA’ Looking at Hyeyeon laugh like that made the rest of the girls laugh a little too, but soon Tae Eun shushed Hyeyeon,’ Shhh, it’s starting.’
While watching a sad scene, Tae Eun and Hyeyeon’s eyes started to water. Kyuri totally ruined the moment by saying,’ Why you cry? You need tissue? You cannot cry, today is my birthday. BE HAPPY(:’ Sooyeon started laughing at her,’ Hahahaha, you ruin the scene, Kyuri!!!’ While talking and laughing animatedly, Sooyeon’s long hair brushed Tae Eun’s face.
‘SOOYEON AHHH. YOUR HAIR.’ The irritated magnae started spitting furiously. Laughing airily, Sooyeon replied,’ Heh, sorry.’
‘I’M GONNA LICK YOUR FACE!!!’
‘I’M GONNA FART IN YOUR FACE. Have peach smell de lehh~’
Kyuri, who was eating her seaweed soup, looked disgusted,’ EWWWW. Later hor..’ Before she could finish her sentence, Sooyeon and Tae Eun burst out laughing. Hyeyeon and Hyung Eun said,’ What what??’ Tae Eun whispered in Hyeyeon’s ear and Sooyeon laughed into Hyung Eun’s ear and before long, Hyeyeon burst out into crazy fits of laughter again.
Hyung Eun laughed,’ Tae Eun-ah, can you please tell me what you are laughing at? All Sooyeon said into my ear was,’ HHAHA’ times hundred. And some nonsensical mumbling which I can’t decipher a word out of.’ Sooyeon laughed harder.
With a seaweed on her cheek and another one on her nose, Kyuri asked,’ What.. what are you laughing at? Why you laughing.. Tell me please..’ Tae Eun replied,’ Look in the mirror. What nice makeup you have. HAHAHAHA’
Kyuri ran to the mirror beside their door and said,’ Oh no! I’m Seaweed Face!’ Just then, their door opened. Only their manager Onni and the 4minute Onnis and Beast Oppas knew their combination. The person who walked in was Doojoon. Bad news was, he was holding a camera.
Muttering absent mindedly to Doojoon, Yoseob asked,’Where’s the birthday girl..’ Without looking properly, Doojoon said,’ Over there.’ And before the girls knew it, Doojoon snapped a picture of the birthday girl. The Beast Oppas started laughing crazily and knowing something was up, Sooyeon, Hyeyeon, Hyung Eun and Tae Eun sprinted over. ‘What what what lemme see!!’ And then they collapsed onto the floor from laughing too hard.
Kyuri’s expression in the picture was one of PURE shock, and decorated prettily with seaweed. Laughing happily, the Beast Oppas wished Kyuri and happy birthday and laughed throughout the morning.