‘Oh goodness… the smell of da food! Da arrrrrromaa!! Delicious!!!’ said Tae Eun, flaring her nostrils as she sniffed the air. As usual, she was trying to do her usual gag – accents. This time she was trying to imitate an Italian. Hyeyeon started cracking up, and so did Sooyeon. ‘What are you laughing at?’ Tae Eun asked, wondering if they were laughing at her accent or something stuck on her face that she didn’t know about.
Hyeyeon opened her mouth to answer, but as soon as she breathed in, she started cracking up again. Sooyeon went on to mumble,’You.. You look like JuNG… Jung… JU.. Ju RIIIIIIIIIII HAHAHAHA!!! Your nose!!’ She clapped a few times. Hyeyeon started laughing even harder and high fived Sooyeon.
Banging her head on the table, Tae Eun moaned,’ Nooooo!! Don’t call me Jung Juri!!’ She slapped her forehead hard. All the banging and slapping resulted in a headache, and the ridiculous magnae held her head while mumbling,’Head hurts, head hurts… STOP LAUGHING ALREADY! I’ve got a headache!!’
That caused Sooyeon and Hyeyeon to crack up even more. Sooyeon’s laugh became asthmatic and silent, occasionally gasping, but mainly clapping while Hyeyeon just scrunched up her face and laughed silently. Tae Eun stared at them, thinking,’Whoa, Hyeyeonnie really looks like a kitty now,’ Just then, Hyeyeon snorted. Right in front of Tae Eun.
The entire table exploded with laughter. Hyeyeon laughing and blushing in embarrassment, the rest of them laughing at her snort. ‘Omg what did I do?? WHAT DID I DO?? Did I just snort?!! OMG!! I’m so embarrassed T.T ‘
‘It’s okay, I guess kitties do snort after all,’ replied Tae Eun with an evil smile. Hyeyeon glared. Tae Eun glared. However, the younger out of the two girls couldn’t take it anymore, the sight of the older girl snorting right in front of her face replayed over and over again. She burst out laughing, and not long after, a tear rolled down her cheek.
‘That’s her first tear after debut.’ said Hyung Eun seriously. Just then, Beast Sun-bae-nims walked into the restaurant. ‘What? What’s so funny?’ asked Jun Hyung, getting ready to laugh. Sooyeon clapped a few times and mumbled while laughing,’ Hyeyeon.. Hyeyeon.. she… shee… sn.. snnnoo.. AHAHAHAHA..’
Frustrated, Dong Woon asked Tae Eun the same question, resulting in Tae Eun put on her loudspeaker mode and announcing to the restaurant filled with Cube staff, booked by the company,’ HYEYEON JUST LAUGHED TILL SHE SNORTED. NOW WE KNOW, CATS DO SNORT. IT’S JUST BEEN PROVED. IF YOU WANT A REENACTMENT OF WHAT HAPPENED, PLAYED BY THE PERSON WHO SAW THE SNORT TAKE PLACE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE, PLEASE, JUST ASK ME. Thank you for your attention.’ Triumphantly, the magnae sat down opposite the glaring kitty.
4minute sun-bae-nims started complaining. Sohyun whined,’ Where’s our food? I’m so hungry… I could eat 2 bowls of rice.’ Hyung Eun stood up,’ Everybody, please raise your glasses. Uhh.. I’m so nervous. This is my first time doing this but I’m the leader so I have no choice. Thank you all for coming to our debut party. Thank you for helping us with our debut. Thank you for not giving up on us before our debut.. Oh my goodness my palms are sweaty already.. Uhh, thank you for.. making us sing and dance well and look pretty.’
Sooyeon whispered to Tae Eun,’ Oh no. She’s so nervous she forgot not to be naggy in her speech. I’m starving.’ Tae Eun looked at Sooyeon from the corner of her eye. We must remind her, then. When I count to three, clap loudly and cheer.’ The magnae counted softly,’ 1, 2, 3… WHOOOOOOOO!!! That was a FABULOUS FIRST SPEECH!!! I’M SURE YOU WILL IMPROVE MORE NEXT TIME!!’
Thinking it was really the end of the speech, everybody clapped along. ‘Bring out the food… FOOOD!!!’ Hyeyeon moaned. Tae Eun smiled evilly,’ ‘The kitty needs her milk. Bring out the milk!!’ With an absent minded look on her face, Sooyeon asked the waiter for a glass of milk. Eyes wide, Hyeyeon gasped,’ Sooyeon ah! How could you do that to me?!’ With her mouth slightly opened, Sooyeon stared at Hyeyeon. ‘Didn’t you want a glass of milk? I heard you say something, then I head Tae Eun say something about milk.’
Tae Eun rolled around in her chair( though she had not much space to do that O.O), her hand on her stomach, laughing. The waiter brought the milk over, causing Tae Eun to laugh ever harder. While trying to stand up and feed Hyeyeon with the milk, Tae Eun somehow lost her balance and fell off the chair. Hyeyeon laughed happily,’ REVENGE!!’
Sooyeon looked at her phone,’ Tae Eun ahh, I received this sms. It says… EHH?! Where is Tae Eunnie?’ She looked around. Tae Eun put her hands in the air and waved,’ I’m here!!’ Sooyeon looked around, turning her head more vigorously than before,’ Where? I hear you but I don’t see you!!’
‘Beside my chair, you dumdum!’ Tae Eun was still waving. ‘Where?… I don’t.. OHH!! What are you doing down there? Are you playing hide and seek?’ Laughing, Tae Eun replied,’ Nevermind.. OOO FOOD’S HERE! But Manager Onni, what’s for desert?’ She licked her lips, making slurpping sounds,’ Is it something YUMMY?’
‘It’s Banana Split. Yummy, right?’ Manager Onni smiled. Hyeyeon laughed crazily,’ OMG!! Revenge!! The monkey will eat banana!!! AHAHAHAH’ Tae Eun smacked her forehead again,’ Noooo! I’m not a monkey!! Bad kitty!!’ Hyung Eun said,’ If Tae Eun is a monkey and Hyeyeon is a cat, Sooyeon must be a chicken.’ Sooyeon’s eyes widened,’ Why??? Do I crow like a chicken??’
‘No, but occasionally you bob your head like a chicken.’
‘Head bobber.’
The 4 crazy girls laughed their way through dinner, enjoying their day.
